[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[X] You have your own room. (Only because I am paying for it.)
[X] You own a cell phone.
[X] You have an ipod/ mp3 player. (gift)
[] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.

T O T A L: 5

[x] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week. (Ha, yeah right, I am lucky enough to see them once evey two years)
[X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. (gift)
[] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month.
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[] Your room is big enough for you.
[] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert. (only because I was invited and perform in them)

T O T A L: 4

[x] You have over 50 friends on Facebook.
[] Your parents let you have a Facebook. (No. I just have one)
[] You get allowance. (I have a job)
[] You collect something normal. (Nope)
[] You look forward to going to school. (Nope. Teachers are bitches)
[] You don't wish you were someone else. (I do.)
[] You play a sport. (No)
[] You do something after school. (Studying and then going to work)

T O T A L: 1

[] You own a car.
[] You usually don't fight with your parents. (all the time)
[] You are happy with your appearance. (Hell no.)
[] You aren't self-conscious at all. (I am very.)
[] You have never got a failing grade in your life. (Does a C count?)
[x] You have friends. (Why do friends matter in having a happy life? They could be the ones killing you)

T O T A L: 1

[] You know what is going on in the world. (This whole world is so corrupt.)
[] You care about so many people. (No.)
[] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language. (and that matters why?)
[] You own a pet.
[X] You know the words to 5 songs. (so)
[] You don't have any enemies. (Every person that hates me is my enemy.)
[x] You are a generally nice person. (If you fuck it up, im not)

T O T A L: 3


Now count your numbers and multiply by three... = 42%